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Lemon-sucking, floor-cleaning, and other domestic chores

This morning at 6:54, the Tyrant marched into our bedroom and said, “Dad, take me potty.” So Husband took her potty.

Then she crawled into bed with us and made me scratch her back. After the back-scratching I got her a sippy cup with milk, took out the dog, made the coffee, took the Tyrant poopie, [...]

A few random things I think I know

1 The person who invented gas-powered leafblowers should have a leafblower surgically implanted in his brain. And yes, I believe it was a man.

2 Sobriety is overrated.

3 An uncircumcised penis can provide a young boy with many happy minutes of entertainment in the bathtub.

4 A child who wears the same tutu and same pair of [...]

Who Dat? Who Dat? And all the jazz that used to be.

Professional football players make too much money. If it was up to me, they’d make a normal salary of say, 40 or 50 grand with perhaps some extra health benefits to offset the fact that they get the crap beat out of them every week.

Except for the Saints. Every member the New Orleans Saints [...]

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