I consider myself a mannerly person, and reasonably pleasant. I say please and thank you, as in “Please, son, the fish does not need you to pet him,” and “Thank you, darling, but I don’t care for that particular piece of gum right now, so put it back in the cupholder.”
I try to avoid being [...]
Hot Firefighter Husband sent me off to boxing class today with this instruction: Don’t come back until you’re in a better frame of mind.
So I packed a bag.
I called him after class to make sure he had not sold the children, and he told me again to take as long as I needed, [...]
My dog who sports a shit-eating grin because she actually eats shit now gets an anti-coprophagy pill every day designed to make her shit taste bad. Because apparently it doesn’t already taste bad enough.
Also, I monitor her like a Secret Service agent when she’s out in the yard. If she sniffs something for longer than [...]