On one of the 40,000 trips to Guatemala City that I took while waiting for an underpaid clerk to sign a piece of paper saying I could bring my daughter home, I popped into a pharmacy to buy some formula. On the way out, I spotted a curly-furred brown Teddy Bear with a plaid ribbon [...]
My dog who sports a shit-eating grin because she actually eats shit now gets an anti-coprophagy pill every day designed to make her shit taste bad. Because apparently it doesn’t already taste bad enough.
Also, I monitor her like a Secret Service agent when she’s out in the yard. If she sniffs something for longer than [...]
Obviously all of you except for my dedicated cousin and her precocious daughter were either too lazy or too intimidated to take my quiz, but I’m not offended because I’m far too panicked about the fact that my dog has started to eat her own poop. It is apparently a condition called coprophagy, but it [...]