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Our growing family that we can’t afford

In light of the growing evidence that cat germs lead to schizophrenia, the Diva has expanded our family with a hermit crab instead. Two hermit crabs, in fact, because we worried about just the one getting lonely. They don’t breed, do they? It seems like any conjugal visiting would require them to be together in [...]

Poopology 101

Since yesterday was April Fool’s Day, let’s talk about poop. Kid poop. Poop is one of the biggest jokes of parenthood. You think having little kids is going to be all snuggles and yummy babyhead smell and clean little onesies, and you get some of that, and then it’s all poop and diarrhea and poopie [...]

The Tyrant's active lifestyle, or how to recycle a Starbucks cup

The Tyrant has become so busy with life that she doesn’t have time to fulfill basic human needs. It’s not an attractive trait.

Yesterday we were outside playing and the Diva fell off her bike and scratched her ankle. Obviously she needed to be carried inside, snuggled on the couch with a blanket, and made [...]

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