Friendship

Posted on May 21, 2012 by

Happy Anniversary, Honey! Love, your crazy bitch.

Dear Hot Firefighter Husband, Eighteen years ago, we exchanged vows under the gazebo on the tennis courts of my parents’ country home. Dad had installed a ceiling fan because, in his words, “there’s nothing more unattractive than a sweating bride.” You fretted about how your hair looked; I was afraid I looked fat. We drank Read More

Posted on February 6, 2012 by

Dear Savvy Sister: Won’t you be my friend?

Dear Savvy Sister, I am a huge introvert and I find as I get older, I have a harder time making real connections with people. (People so often misunderstand introversion because they don’t see me as a “shy” person). I really don’t enjoy “Mommy” groups, book clubs, “Girls Night Out,” or any function where I Read More

Posted on August 11, 2011 by

What’s love got to do with it?

“Who do you think is the most beautiful princess?” one of the cousins asked the Tyrant. The Tyrant rolled her eyes. “Me! Du-uh!” she said. Then she hiked a mile up Vail mountain wearing her Fancy Wedge Heels. It must be nice to have that kind of self-confidence, to attack life with such ferocity even Read More

Posted on March 5, 2011 by

A GI-NORMOUS THANKS to my readers, and to Robin McGraw. Smooch.

Dear Tricia, I don’t have time to read blogs. What’s the point? Sincerely, Most People in America Dear Mosty, Oh, brother, do I feel your pain! I don’t have time to read blogs, either! Just yesterday, my morning went like this: Wake up. GET ME DRESSED! My socks are on the wrong feet. NOSEBLEED! NOSEBLEED! Read More

Posted on December 24, 2010 by

Ho! Ho! Hold on a minute, I’m almost done!

Go ahead and verbally eviscerate me but there are some things about being a mother that I don’t enjoy. Chief among them is the utter lack of privacy surrounding daily chores that are certainly meant to be private. I am morally opposed to discussing the specifics of certain digestive issues, but let’s just say that Read More

Posted on November 30, 2010 by

Dear Mom and Uncle Ralph: Miss you!

Well, I’ve cleaned out the refrigerator, and I would strongly recommend that anyone who has eaten in my kitchen over the last six months be tested for the Ebola virus. Also, if you have a recipe that calls for bread crumbs, barbecue sauce, ranch dressing and chili-garlic sauce, please forward it to me ASAP. In Read More

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