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No fair! And what's a thyroid, anyway?

Hot Firefighter Husband has gained seven stubborn pounds, and boy, has it been bugging him. He has cut back calories and done extra cardio with no success. It’s like the scale is stuck, but just for him.

I have been smiling smugly at him, like, Welcome to my world, dude. My whole life could have been [...]

I'm in a New York state of mind! With a vibrator.

See this picture? That’s what I was doing last night while Hot Firefighter Husband was watching the Nancy Drew movie starring Emma Roberts with the kids. Because he is home being my wife while I am in NEW YORK CITY BEING A FAMOUS UP AND COMING WRITER! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?

Okay, I’m actually just [...]

Fighting about sex and money and what the kids know

The Pterodactyl likes to draw in the sand. Yesterday at the beach, he suddenly expressed terror at the 5-inch waves smashing into his ankles, and decided to use the beach as his canvas.

He drew a fabulous portrait of his dad, and an equally fabulous but enormous portrait of me looming over his dad, which WAS [...]

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