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Various weekend activities, condensed. The G-rated version.

I’m just going to say it. Friday night I did shots of tequila and spent most of the next day’s valuable babysitter time lying motionless in bed. I had to skip my planned yoga date with Kay because a) it would have been bad form to puke in yoga class and b) Kay did tequila [...]

You know what's Wacky? What we do for our kids.

As you know, last weekend I struggled to help the Diva with her second grade math. That was really silly. I now understand that second grade math is an absolute joke compared to helping your son prepare for Wacky Wednesday at his preschool.

The Pterodactyl initially was very excited about Wacky Wednesday. “I’m going to [...]

I'm D.O.A. I can live with it. But can my kid?

I’m a reasonably smart girl. I scored well on the SATs, or at least I scored well when I hadn’t gone to a party the night before and consumed a lot of Jungle Juice Punch made with grain alcohol and served out of a garbage can. I graduated from college. I’ve held jobs.

I understand that [...]

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