As you know, last weekend I struggled to help the Diva with her second grade math. That was really silly. I now understand that second grade math is an absolute joke compared to helping your son prepare for Wacky Wednesday at his preschool.
The Pterodactyl initially was very excited about Wacky Wednesday. “I’m going to [...]
I have been busy drinking Bloody Marys, yelling at men wearing sequined masks, dancing on ladders, protecting my children from cheap junk being thrown at their faces, and looking for places to pee.
That’s right. I’ve been in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday, and it represents the last day [...]
I have some incredible news.
This morning I peeled a clementine, and the peeling came off in the shape of a Fleur de Lis! And a clementine, as you know, is orange, which is very close to the color gold, and only 35 calories if you’re looking for a healthy snack.
Then I turned the peeling upside [...]