“What are you going to write about today?” asked Hot Firefighter Husband.
“I don’t know,” I said.
Then the Diva bullied me into taking her to a friend’s house and I took a sharp turn out of the friend’s driveway and rolled over the boulders the friend’s parents had carefully placed at the edge of the [...]
Writing well, said Dorothy Parker, is the best revenge.
And I write well. And I’m slightly vengeful. So when I’m angry, I’m particularly tempted to unleash on a person. I would like to tell that person I’m sad that she apparently wasn’t raised right, but she’s a grown-up now, and responsible for her own actions, and [...]
We ate homemade chicken noodle soup the other night for dinner. It was delicious. The Tyrant really enjoyed it. She slurped up bites while telling us about the hippopotamus and his terrible diarrhea.
Fortunately she didn’t spend a lot of time with the hippopotamus that day because she was busy with her friend Malibu who [...]