As I’ve advised before, if you are uncomfortable with gay marriage, I would strongly urge you to avoid marrying a gay person. That would be a relationship destined for failure. Set your sights on someone else, preferably an enlightened person who can teach you to think more clearly. Because choosing your marriage partner is your Read More
Of all the nonsense surrounding the Hilary Rosen/Ann Romney debacle, Catholic numnut Bill Donohue brought home the bacon. In case you’ve just emerged from a secluded Tanzinian cave – and if you have, please email the name of your travel agent – here’s the scoop: Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen STOOPIDLY said that Mitt Romney should Read More
The other morning as I walked my kids to the bus stop, a neighbor warned me that a possum had been hit by a car and was grossly squashed in the street. “Oh, no problem!” I said. “My kids are fine with gross stuff.” But then we arrived at the bus stop and saw that Read More
Dear Generous Readers, Sometimes the Savvy Sister encounters people in everyday life who need her advice but don’t have five minutes to send her an email. If they would just quick checking Facebook ever so briefly they could write down a single sentence and zip it off to me, but whatever. Those freaky cat videos Read More
Lost in the whole contraception debate is another, more compelling reason for women to take the birth control pill, which is to avoid having gallons of blood pouring from their vaginas for days at a time. Is there any further proof of evolution? For God to have made us this way on purpose — well, Read More
After we watched The Lorax the other day, we stopped at the theater’s line of gumball machines. Because that’s what we do. The Pterodactyl used his quarters to buy/win the tiniest cross ever on a piece of black thread, and he gave it to me. I’ve been wearing it ever since. I love it. “Aren’t Read More
A couple of years ago, the sweet old lady who lived next to us began to lose her mind. She knocked on my door one day to use a phone because hers, she said, wasn’t working. She was trying to call her fiance, and the call wouldn’t go through. She couldn’t stop crying. I later Read More
Every morning at the Tyrant’s preschool, the kids have a question to answer as they walk in the room, like What do you want to be when you grow up? (mermaid) or What’s your favorite food? (Velveeta). This morning’s question: Would you like to be president? And the Tyrant’s all UH, NO-OH! DUH! BORING! But I felt my Read More
This here is my main writing gig, but I get around, if you know what I mean, which is how I came to be the guest editorial writer for the current issue of Folio Weekly. I ranted waxed poetic about gun control. So sorry if you’re just now getting over the fact that I endorsed Read More
My neighbor Mr. Bejeezus can’t believe I support Obama. “Even though he’s trying to turn this country into a socialist state?” he asked. Dude. Have you met me? Anyway, I have filed here my first ever My Left Hook endorsement. And it may surprise you. Check it out. Please use proper grammar when composing your Read More
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