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The Tyrant has become so busy with life that she doesn’t have time to fulfill basic human needs. It’s not an attractive trait. Yesterday we were outside playing and the Diva fell off her bike and scratched her ankle. Obviously she needed to be carried inside, snuggled on the couch with a blanket, and made [...] I’m just going to say it. Friday night I did shots of tequila and spent most of the next day’s valuable babysitter time lying motionless in bed. I had to skip my planned yoga date with Kay because a) it would have been bad form to puke in yoga class and b) Kay did tequila [...] As you know, last weekend I struggled to help the Diva with her second grade math. That was really silly. I now understand that second grade math is an absolute joke compared to helping your son prepare for Wacky Wednesday at his preschool. The Pterodactyl initially was very excited about Wacky Wednesday. “I’m going to [...] |
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