I have a group of girlfriends that always gets together to celebrate birthdays. Usually we meet at night, but recently we went to a fabulous bakery cafe for lunch. We had to get there by 11 am because it’s so popular, and it was a 25-car ride, so obviously the talk turned to blow jobs. Read More
I dreamed that my husband was doing something he shouldn’t have been doing with someone he shouldn’t have been doing it with. I was so distraught about it that I ended the preceding sentence with a preposition. Seriously, Morpheus. That’s the best you can do? I barely spoke to Hot Firefighter Husband for, like, hours, Read More
Reminder: The questions posed in this occasional column are written by actual people. Dear Savvy Sister, I have huge insecurities, normal ones, you know, about my body, looks….blah…blah…blah. Anyways, I have a wonderful boyfriend. Our relationship didn’t start off on the best of circumstances but we are going on being together for 3 years. I Read More
Reminder: The questions posed in this occasional column are written by actual people. Dear Savvy Sister, Please help me with my sick, sick joke of an early-twenties love life. I am a smart, clean, educated, reasonably attractive woman with a dog. Sincerely, Lone Sharkette Dear Lone Sharkette, You’re clean? Well, that’s the problem. Pick up Read More
As I’ve advised before, if you are uncomfortable with gay marriage, I would strongly urge you to avoid marrying a gay person. That would be a relationship destined for failure. Set your sights on someone else, preferably an enlightened person who can teach you to think more clearly. Because choosing your marriage partner is your Read More
Dear Hot Firefighter Husband, Eighteen years ago, we exchanged vows under the gazebo on the tennis courts of my parents’ country home. Dad had installed a ceiling fan because, in his words, “there’s nothing more unattractive than a sweating bride.” You fretted about how your hair looked; I was afraid I looked fat. We drank Read More
Do you read Part I? You really should. Click here. So yes, the Handyman reminds me of an Ex, who was also a brooding blue collar Hottie who liked Budweiser, smoked Marlboros, and had trouble sticking to one woman. Mmmm, mmm. I met him while working on the Mississippi Queen steamboat, cruising the length Read More
NOTE: Hot Firefighter Husband finally has released the Embargoed Post! And I adore him for it. In return, I’ve agreed to a handful of sexual favors. At last month’s book club meeting, we discussed E.L. James’ runaway bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey. You may recall that this was not my choice. I wanted to read Read More
“Do you publish all of your blogs?” asked a friend. “Or do you have some hidden away that I haven’t read?” Until yesterday, I posted everything. Then Hot Firefighter Husband and I had a…disagreement. So I have one sitting in the bag. This Embargoed Post was about SEX. It even included the terms fuckery, which Read More
My neighbor Mr. Bejeezus can’t believe I support Obama. “Even though he’s trying to turn this country into a socialist state?” he asked. Dude. Have you met me? Anyway, I have filed here my first ever My Left Hook endorsement. And it may surprise you. Check it out. Please use proper grammar when composing your Read More
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