911

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

What would Socrates do? Let’s examine it.

The unexamined life, said Socrates, is not worth living. Hence, I took stock of my existence at 4:45 pm last Tuesday, and this is what I found: The Tyrant wanted me to fix her hair which was already fixed and the Pterodactyl couldn’t find his Pokemon AND DID HIS SISTER TAKE THEM? and “Mom, come Read More

Posted on February 7, 2011 by

No, I’ll never forget. But we need a good therapist.

Hello, Monday! You suck! But I’m not in jail, which is where the Pterodactyl tried to put me over the weekend. He called 911 because we made him leave a restaurant. I mean, not in the middle of dinner or anything, but afterwards, when it was time to go. He banged his head into my Read More