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Posted on March 9, 2011 by

The Tyrant’s sick. But at least she’s here.

Who brings a 4-year-old with strep throat and a 102.5 temperature out to dinner? Oh. Um…that would be us. But it was Kids Eat Free night! And she didn’t actually have (much of a) fever when we left. Soon after we sat down, though, I noticed that she was shaking like Jennifer Lopez’s booty and Read More

Posted on October 28, 2010 by

Who’s to blame for the ruination?

A lot of things go wrong in my life and it’s pretty much never my fault, but BFF and I have agreed that we will not ever tell our children that they ARE RUINING EVERYTHING even when it’s totally true. That’s because we don’t want children feeling guilty about the role they play in downgrading Read More