Angelina Jolie

Posted on March 21, 2011 by

Part II: I love you, I love you forever, or Done Deal

Last Saturday was the second day of spring soccer. The Diva couldn’t play because she had a temperature of 103. The Pterodactyl wouldn’t play because the Diva couldn’t play. And get this: the Tyrant said she wouldn’t play because, “I’m shy.” Two hours later at the frozen yogurt store, she said, “Watch this, guys!” and Read More

Posted on January 2, 2010 by

2010. I’ve gotta do it again?

It has come to my attention that some of you people think I make stuff up. I understand that not everyone’s son uses his father’s stethoscope to listen to the dishwasher running and not all 3-year-olds slap their mothers in the face for forcefeeding them Children’s Tylenol, which I did because she has an ear Read More