Blue Puppy « tricia booker's my left hook

Hitting my head and farting dogs. Ow to both.

As I was putting the Pterodactyl to sleep last night, I stood up to to go find Blue Puppy and whacked my head on the top bunk.

I mean I whacked it. I may have cracked a wood beam. Saw stars. I immediately sat down and laid on the bed for a moment. I could hear [...]

Who's sleeping with my daughter?

On one of the 40,000 trips to Guatemala City that I took while waiting for an underpaid clerk to sign a piece of paper saying I could bring my daughter home, I popped into a pharmacy to buy some formula. On the way out, I spotted a curly-furred brown Teddy Bear with a plaid ribbon [...]

The Diva: my 8-year-old drama queen. She has eaten noodles every single day for the past five years, loves her new iPod and hopes to be famous one day. She likes wedge heels and lipstick and Taylor Swift.

The Pterodactyl: he's five. He loves trains, volcanoes, tomatoes, and talking about my boobs. His younger sister's mere existence has ruined his life.

The Tyrant: she's a very bossy three. She curses, throws things, hates wearing underpants and refuses to brush her hair. She knows the words to most Lady Gaga songs.

Hot Firefighter Husband: he loves sports, politics, clean floors and me. He gets really annoyed by laundry, Ann Curry, tapas restaurants and me. He edited this.

Damn Gem: the dog. She eats paper which I end up pulling out of her butt.

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Who's sleeping with my daughter?

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