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Posted on February 4, 2011 by

An open letter to my pediatrician.

Excerpted from an article in American Medical News at amednews.com: “Physicians and Florida gun ownership advocates are battling over a state bill that would fine and imprison physicians who ask if their patients have guns. State Rep. Jason Brodeur, a Republican, introduced the bill, which could send doctors to jail for up to five years Read More

Posted on August 5, 2010 by

Our growing family that we can’t afford

In light of the growing evidence that cat germs lead to schizophrenia, the Diva has expanded our family with a hermit crab instead. Two hermit crabs, in fact, because we worried about just the one getting lonely. They don’t breed, do they? It seems like any conjugal visiting would require them to be together in Read More

Posted on May 12, 2010 by

I’ve seen the light! I’ve been saved! I’m going to spend more time in the kitchen!

My friend Sahmmy moved away six months ago, and I miss her even more than I miss bacon, which I no longer eat because I think pigs are smart. Poor pigs. But Sahmmy came to visit me yesterday! From North Carolina! And she brought her two adorable girls to play with my hooligans, and a Read More