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Pat Robertson, Haiti and coprophagy

My dog who sports a shit-eating grin because she actually eats shit now gets an anti-coprophagy pill every day designed to make her shit taste bad. Because apparently it doesn’t already taste bad enough.

Also, I monitor her like a Secret Service agent when she’s out in the yard. If she sniffs something for longer than [...]

Quiz answers and coprophagy and other types of shit

Obviously all of you except for my dedicated cousin and her precocious daughter were either too lazy or too intimidated to take my quiz, but I’m not offended because I’m far too panicked about the fact that my dog has started to eat her own poop. It is apparently a condition called coprophagy, but it [...]

The Diva: my 8-year-old drama queen. She has eaten noodles every single day for the past five years, loves her new iPod and hopes to be famous one day. She likes wedge heels and lipstick and Taylor Swift.

The Pterodactyl: he's five. He loves trains, volcanoes, tomatoes, and talking about my boobs. His younger sister's mere existence has ruined his life.

The Tyrant: she's a very bossy three. She curses, throws things, hates wearing underpants and refuses to brush her hair. She knows the words to most Lady Gaga songs.

Hot Firefighter Husband: he loves sports, politics, clean floors and me. He gets really annoyed by laundry, Ann Curry, tapas restaurants and me. He edited this.

Damn Gem: the dog. She eats paper which I end up pulling out of her butt.

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