In light of the growing evidence that cat germs lead to schizophrenia, the Diva has expanded our family with a hermit crab instead. Two hermit crabs, in fact, because we worried about just the one getting lonely. They don’t breed, do they? It seems like any conjugal visiting would require them to be together in Read More
The Pterodactyl likes to draw in the sand. Yesterday at the beach, he suddenly expressed terror at the 5-inch waves smashing into his ankles, and decided to use the beach as his canvas. He drew a fabulous portrait of his dad, and an equally fabulous but enormous portrait of me looming over his dad, which Read More
I think I broke my little pinky toe. Now the top of my foot is blue and my pinky toe looks like a fat bald mouse. And of course I keep tripping over the dog, the toy recycling truck, the children, whatever – and re-banging the shit out of the broken toe, which hurts like Read More
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