These are my new least favorite words: Mom, I think I’m gonna throw BLURUUUUP. That boy has a sixth sense. He threw up in the kitchen and then in the hall on the way to the bathroom. Then he threw up one more time on my feet because he didn’t want to get the toilet Read More
A big scary woman stole part of my eyebrow yesterday, so for a while I’ll have this worried look, like I’m afraid that any minute a light fixture will fall on the kitchen counter, shatter, ruin dinner and blind me. I mean, I do usually have such thoughts, but when both my eyebrows are intact, Read More
One aspect of being a devout Catholic that I really miss is going to Confession. As a schoolgirl, I went to Confession once a week or so to cleanse my soul. I was taught that my soul is like a dry-erase board. Every time I sin, a black mark appears. But it’s not permanent if Read More
We ate homemade chicken noodle soup the other night for dinner. It was delicious. The Tyrant really enjoyed it. She slurped up bites while telling us about the hippopotamus and his terrible diarrhea. Fortunately she didn’t spend a lot of time with the hippopotamus that day because she was busy with her friend Malibu who Read More
WTF! is a new feature in which I introduce a photo that I’d like you to analyze. WTF! stands for “What the fuck makes you think this okay?” The picture below shows the inside of my freezer at this very moment. Earlier this week, on a hot afternoon, I found myself in need of an Read More
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