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I’ve seen the light! I’ve been saved! I’m going to spend more time in the kitchen!

My friend Sahmmy moved away six months ago, and I miss her even more than I miss bacon, which I no longer eat because I think pigs are smart. Poor pigs.

But Sahmmy came to visit me yesterday! From North Carolina! And she brought her two adorable girls to play with my hooligans, and a [...]

Should I eat Kashi or Doritos? Food sucks.

Some of you perhaps are still reeling from the information that I haven’t been feeding my son (see 11/17 entry below).

As an update, please note that after six days of force-feeding him every two hours, his tantrums have abated. I’m impressed at what he eats. Normally when he gets home from school I give him [...]

The Diva: my 8-year-old drama queen. She has eaten noodles every single day for the past five years, loves her new iPod and hopes to be famous one day. She likes wedge heels and lipstick and Taylor Swift.

The Pterodactyl: he's five. He loves trains, volcanoes, tomatoes, and talking about my boobs. His younger sister's mere existence has ruined his life.

The Tyrant: she's a very bossy three. She curses, throws things, hates wearing underpants and refuses to brush her hair. She knows the words to most Lady Gaga songs.

Hot Firefighter Husband: he loves sports, politics, clean floors and me. He gets really annoyed by laundry, Ann Curry, tapas restaurants and me. He edited this.

Damn Gem: the dog. She eats paper which I end up pulling out of her butt.

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I’ve seen the light! I’ve been saved! I’m going to spend more time in the kitchen!

Should I eat Kashi or Doritos? Food sucks.

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