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Our growing family that we can’t afford

In light of the growing evidence that cat germs lead to schizophrenia, the Diva has expanded our family with a hermit crab instead. Two hermit crabs, in fact, because we worried about just the one getting lonely. They don’t breed, do they? It seems like any conjugal visiting would require them to be together in [...]

Should I eat Kashi or Doritos? Food sucks.

Some of you perhaps are still reeling from the information that I haven’t been feeding my son (see 11/17 entry below).

As an update, please note that after six days of force-feeding him every two hours, his tantrums have abated. I’m impressed at what he eats. Normally when he gets home from school I give him [...]

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