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Lemon-sucking, floor-cleaning, and other domestic chores

This morning at 6:54, the Tyrant marched into our bedroom and said, “Dad, take me potty.” So Husband took her potty.

Then she crawled into bed with us and made me scratch her back. After the back-scratching I got her a sippy cup with milk, took out the dog, made the coffee, took the Tyrant poopie, [...]

It's my birthday, and I'll cry if I want to.

Today is my birthday. Hot Firefighter Husband served me my annual birthday breakfast of a slightly uncooked cheese omelet, then the kids brought me a recycled Amazon.com box wrapped with newspaper and packing tape. Inside was a brand new pair of men’s slippers from Target.

The Pterodactyl had made me a beautiful card with the number [...]

The Diva: my 8-year-old drama queen. She has eaten noodles every single day for the past five years, loves her new iPod and hopes to be famous one day. She likes wedge heels and lipstick and Taylor Swift.

The Pterodactyl: he's five. He loves trains, volcanoes, tomatoes, and talking about my boobs. His younger sister's mere existence has ruined his life.

The Tyrant: she's a very bossy three. She curses, throws things, hates wearing underpants and refuses to brush her hair. She knows the words to most Lady Gaga songs.

Hot Firefighter Husband: he loves sports, politics, clean floors and me. He gets really annoyed by laundry, Ann Curry, tapas restaurants and me. He edited this.

Damn Gem: the dog. She eats paper which I end up pulling out of her butt.

tricia booker's my left hook

Lemon-sucking, floor-cleaning, and other domestic chores

It's my birthday, and I'll cry if I want to.

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It's my birthday, and I'll cry if I want to.

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