leaf-blowers

Posted on September 12, 2010 by

The Pterodactyl predicts his future

The Pterodactyl appeared Friday on the cover of our community newspaper, whose editor apparently has committed to following the boy and his kindergarten classmates – the Class of 2023! – through their high school graduation. I’m already worried about the high school updates: Susie is a National Merit Scholar! Bobby is captain of the football Read More

Posted on January 29, 2010 by

A few random things I think I know

1 The person who invented gas-powered leafblowers should have a leafblower surgically implanted in his brain. And yes, I believe it was a man. 2 Sobriety is overrated. 3 An uncircumcised penis can provide a young boy with many happy minutes of entertainment in the bathtub. 4 A child who wears the same tutu and Read More