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Posted on February 2, 2011 by

Yoo-hoo! Oprah! Mr. President! Dr. Phil? Here I am!

So the other day I’m checking out my Twitter account, which seems a little like third grade math to me. I can do it, but mostly I just stare at the information and hope the solution comes to me. On this occasion, something or other was blinking at me so I clicked on it and Read More

Posted on January 31, 2011 by

Oh, little tree, I’m sorry! Maybe the boy can help.

Ever since Hot Firefighter Husband fired the lawn guy, our property looks inhabited by hippies, who are not entirely welcome in our community. You should see the way people look at my Birkenstocks! I’m all in favor of wild yards abounding with honeysuckle bushes and wisteria vines. But let’s face it: there’s a reason that Read More