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The Fattest Tuesday ever

Tricia — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:10:49 +0000

I have been busy drinking Bloody Marys, yelling at men wearing sequined masks, dancing on ladders, protecting my children from cheap junk being thrown at their faces, and looking for places to pee.

That’s right. I’ve been in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is French for Fat Tuesday, and it represents the last day [...]

Who Dat II, along with clementines and God.

Tricia — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:08:50 +0000

I have some incredible news.

This morning I peeled a clementine, and the peeling came off in the shape of a Fleur de Lis! And a clementine, as you know, is orange, which is very close to the color gold, and only 35 calories if you’re looking for a healthy snack. Then I turned the peeling upside [...]

Who Dat? Who Dat? And all the jazz that used to be.

Tricia — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:15:41 +0000

Professional football players make too much money. If it was up to me, they’d make a normal salary of say, 40 or 50 grand with perhaps some extra health benefits to offset the fact that they get the crap beat out of them every week.

Except for the Saints. Every member the New Orleans Saints [...]