We took the hooligans to see the new Shrek yesterday, and I must say that Shrek’s ogreness pales in comparison to mine.
His face is a bit greener than mine, and his teeth are bad, but I could scream him under a table in three seconds flat. I screamed my son under the table at [...]
The Pterodactyl will be five in a couple of weeks, but he’s having trouble outgrowing the terrible twos.
His tantrums have become legendary, although his teachers claim he’s the sweetest, most disciplined child to ever walk the earth.
He can be. And then he can beat the shit out of the garage door with a golf [...]