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Oh, Tiger. You don’t belong here.

So this morning, as I’m muscling through the weekday morning routine, convincing the Tyrant to wear underwear and dragging the Pterodactyl to the car in his pajamas because he won’t get dressed, a sex maniac was passing by in a limousine. People Magazine was there to record the moment.

I live in the Sawgrass Players Club [...]

Oh, Tiger. You could’ve been a contender.

This morning, while I was researching the latest news regarding the Tiger Woods affair, the children snuck out onto the wet back porch and began throwing things at the overhead screen to make it rain on them.

As a result, they all had soaking wet heads five minutes before it was time to leave for [...]

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