The other day I stepped outside to check on the Tyrant, who was playing in the yard unsupervised, and I came upon this scene: And I was all, “OH, TEDDY, I KNOW IT! I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL! Because this has been a bear of a week. My dog has been eating leftover beans Read More
The Pterodactyl has pronounced Pittsburgh to be The Best City in the World. This is mainly because Pittsburgh has a subway system, and subway cars are like TRAINS, which next to his dream of surgically attaching himself to me, is like secondary heaven. But I must say that I’m warming up to Pittsburgh. It has Read More
I’m so tired of Christmas shopping I could die. If I have to go to Target one more time, I will certainly end up in a fetal position in the boxed wine aisle. We have Santa presents stashed all over the house: under sheets and covered by blankets and high up on shelves. The Diva’s Read More
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