We ate homemade chicken noodle soup the other night for dinner. It was delicious. The Tyrant really enjoyed it. She slurped up bites while telling us about the hippopotamus and his terrible diarrhea. Fortunately she didn’t spend a lot of time with the hippopotamus that day because she was busy with her friend Malibu who Read More
Yesterday afternoon I was careening down the highway while talking on the cell phone, the kids were in the backseat watching SpongeBob Squarepants, and we were headed to Chik-fil-A for dinner. When we arrived, I made the Tyrant put on underpants since I assumed she would be sliding in the play area, and the idea Read More
1 The person who invented gas-powered leafblowers should have a leafblower surgically implanted in his brain. And yes, I believe it was a man. 2 Sobriety is overrated. 3 An uncircumcised penis can provide a young boy with many happy minutes of entertainment in the bathtub. 4 A child who wears the same tutu and Read More
Hot Firefighter Husband sent me off to boxing class today with this instruction: Don’t come back until you’re in a better frame of mind. So I packed a bag. I called him after class to make sure he had not sold the children, and he told me again to take as long as I needed, Read More
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